Yelp profiteering and racketeering sucks

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by Kenny Hendrick

Rough Draft

I would like to make a review of a useless entity called Yelp

Synopsis? Garbage.

The following Draft are the basis for my assessment.

I am one of the lucky few that was always too poor to be swindled.

So when Yelp came calling (and calling and calling) in seemingly desperate attempts to sign me up with their no-name company for an exhorbitant fee (something to the tune of $thousands per month), I was firstly feeling ashamed to tell the boastful brat at the other end that I am too poor to hire his company. I informed the callers (multiple callers) that I simply did not have that kind of money even if their promise to make me first in the search engines were real. I informed the Agents repetitively that I am no longer a Business (despite the fact that the website still exists).

That's when the Yelp reviews disappeared, because I didn't pay the extortion amount. They were 4 of the 5 total reviews (all five-star).

Google vs Yelp

However, the sight of such disgraceful empiracle force being permitted to defame, manipulate, and extort me was seen as nothing shy of a Racket.

Racketeering (from the online dictionary):

Racketeering is a criminal activity in which a person or organization engages in a “racket.” A racket is when the criminal creates a problem for others for the purpose of solving that problem by some type of extortion. The person or organization who engages in the racket is called a racketeer.

Notice how monopoly capitalists have a virtual immunity. From what you say? If I propagate a lie about you, am I not criminal? Then how is it that Yelp has not been dragged down brick-by-brick for the crime of defamation or worse already?

Google vs Yelp

I have 60 people that bothered to use their time by leaving me a 5-star google review, another site has me for over 100 5-star reviews, and the BBB has me with an A+ rating even though I'm not a member of the BBB (nor have ever been), and yet Yelp will only show 1 of the 5 Five-Star Reviews that people have left for me. Yet Yelp is propagating on its primary focus to misrepresent me as having 1 positive review and 4 questionable reviews which one would have to really search to find that those also are five-star reviews.

When you look up "Springfield Computer Repair in ohio" in a search engine, would you be more impressed with me if I had many reviews or only one?

The Yelp Lure Racket

Hostages of a bad racket Now let's meet the Yelp Hostages. Four people that left authentic reviews of me only to have a capitalist entity that is above the law cause their time to be moot (still impunity).

Photo showing the hostages The manipulation Racket

In contrast using any browser, try searching with keywords "yelp scam". That's a lot of people saying the same things about Yelp, isn't it?

Truth be told, I was not expecting so many people to be saying the same things on so many sites (try going to google and typing in yelp scam and see for yourself....hundreds upon hundreds of 1 star reviews await thee).

In fact, it's my opinion that If the court systems were not able to edit their google reviews so blatantly, they might be the only entities to one-up yelp in absurdity.

Obviously since I'm taking the time out of my life to jot down these words, I find yelp totally repulsive and here's only a couple of the reasons why:

For one, they hold positive reviews hostage and push for the owner to pay for one of their plans that will ensure humanity will materialize from the devil

this is my "legal" opinion at this moment in time

Yelp appears to be conducting a hit and run tactic in that they are publishing data that is incorrect for the representation of those that they profess to be helping (businesses, etc.)

Luckily for me, I'm old and retarded (hence not easily manipulated, extorted or coerced, pick your word).

And although yelp suckered me into signing up for their over-capitalizing "service" racket so that I could sign in to correct the erroneous phone number that they are propagating, along with photos from 2013 that they seem reluctant to remove or allow me to remove, still after jumping through the sign-up manipulation has availed nothing.

So I posted a new photo with words that were screenshotted into a .jpeg file and uploaded to yelp.

The photo basically asks anyone that finds me in yelp to please GO AWAY (and find me somewhere less ... manipulative).

Bad business is what has toppled our under-published https://usdebtclock.org. and if the business of government is business....then the two have morphed into fail as published on wikipedia.

How can we not feel sorry for the younger generations that will be made the future cash-cows and unwitting victims?

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